Trump Administration Had Plans To Give Santa Claus Early Access To Covid-19 Vaccine

October 26, 2020

Meanwhile, in strange news, Santa Claus was going to get early access to the COVID-19 vaccine. Mrs. Claus and the elves were also eligible for early access to the vaccine. This was going to be done under a plan put together by the Trump administration that would cost $250 million.

In return for early access to the vaccine, Santa Claus would have to promote the vaccine. Because Santa is a celebrity the Trump administration felt it would boost vaccinations.

Wait… So invest $250 million to save “Santa” but the real Santa Claus’s which are hard-working Americans that are jobless and struggling to make ends meet they get nothing? No stimulus and for small businesses and business owners who have lost their livelihood where is the investment in them?

Am I high? We are really in the Twighlight Zone.

Now the plan was scrapped but the mere fact it even exists or was thought of is a little worrisome. Just bizarre.

Apparently, there is a phone recording of the person who created the plan and it has been confirmed by the Department of Health and Human Services.

Welp

Read for yourself click BBC.com

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